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I only went to the laundromat because my dryer broke. I expected to lose an hour and a few dollars. Instead, a stranger pulled my wet clothes out of a machine, offered me cash to keep quiet about it, and then someone walked through the door who changed the entire situation.<\/p>\n

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At seventy-five, I thought I’d encountered every kind of rude person imaginable.<\/p>\n

Then my dryer broke.<\/p>\n

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I loaded the first basket, then walked across the room to grab the second.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

It happened on a Saturday, which meant the laundromat a few blocks from my house was packed.<\/p>\n

Rather than haul two baskets of soaking clothes from home, I took the whole week’s laundry with me and washed everything there.<\/p>\n

Both of my loads had finished washing, and I stood there with two baskets of wet clothes, waiting for a dryer to open.<\/p>\n

Finally, one did.<\/p>\n

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When I turned around, a woman was pulling my wet clothes out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

I loaded the first basket, then walked across the room to grab the second.<\/p>\n

I was gone maybe thirty seconds.<\/p>\n

When I turned around, a woman was pulling my wet clothes out.<\/p>\n

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“Excuse me! What are you doing?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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“Taking the dryer.”<\/p>\n

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She shrugged and pulled a red dress from a garment bag.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

I stared at her.<\/p>\n

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“You watched me load it.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

She shrugged and pulled a red dress from a garment bag.<\/p>\n

“Then you shouldn’t have walked away.”<\/p>\n

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The woman looked to be in her late forties. Well dressed, expensive purse, hair carefully done.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

My clean clothes were piled in a dirty plastic cart beside her. One of my blouses had slipped onto the floor.<\/p>\n

I picked it up.<\/p>\n

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“Those were clean.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Oh, please. Just wash them again.”<\/p>\n

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“You’re seventy-something. Where exactly are you rushing off to?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

The woman looked to be in her late forties. Well dressed, expensive purse, hair carefully done. She kept checking her phone as if the entire laundromat had personally inconvenienced her.<\/p>\n

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“You’ll have to wait like everyone else,” I said.<\/p>\n

She looked me up and down and laughed.<\/p>\n

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It wasn’t just that she’d taken my dryer. It was the casual certainty that my time couldn’t possibly matter.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“You’re seventy-something. Where exactly are you rushing off to?”<\/p>\n

My face burned.<\/p>\n

It wasn’t just that she’d taken my dryer. It was the casual certainty that my time couldn’t possibly matter.<\/p>\n

“I’m meeting someone tonight,” she said, carefully placing her dress inside. “An extremely successful man. This date could change my whole life, and I need this dress dry.”<\/p>\n

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“You probably have nothing waiting for you except daytime television. So yes\u2014you can wait.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Then she pointed at my laundry.<\/p>\n

“You probably have nothing waiting for you except daytime television. So yes\u2014you can wait.”<\/p>\n

I stared at her.<\/p>\n

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“I have plenty waiting for me.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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She gave a sharp little laugh.<\/p>\n

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At seventy-five, I’d simply learned that some people weren’t worth wasting good arguments on.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Some old women just can’t accept that nobody cares about their schedule anymore.”<\/p>\n

I bit my tongue.<\/p>\n

Not because I didn’t have anything to say. At seventy-five, I’d simply learned that some people weren’t worth wasting good arguments on.<\/p>\n

She started the dryer.<\/p>\n

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If she had two hours, I couldn’t understand why thirty seconds had apparently been too much to give me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Then she spent the next few minutes checking the dress, fixing her lipstick, and bragging loudly enough that half the laundromat could hear her.<\/p>\n

“Two hours until my date,” she said, admiring herself in the dark reflection of the dryer door. “Finally, a man worth dressing up for.”<\/p>\n

I picked up my book and sat down beside my laundry.<\/p>\n

If she had two hours, I couldn’t understand why thirty seconds had apparently been too much to give me.<\/p>\n

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The woman kept talking anyway.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

A college-aged girl folding towels nearby caught my eye.<\/p>\n

She shook her head.<\/p>\n

I gave her a small shrug.<\/p>\n

The woman kept talking anyway.<\/p>\n

“We met online.”<\/p>\n

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“He’s a consultant.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Ah.”<\/p>\n

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“He’s actually very successful.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

I nodded.<\/p>\n

“That’s nice.”<\/p>\n

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“Most men our age on those apps are a disaster.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“He’s a consultant. Also nice.”<\/p>\n

She smiled in a way I couldn’t quite read.<\/p>\n

“Most men our age on those apps are a disaster.”<\/p>\n

“Our age?” I asked with surprise.<\/p>\n

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“Divorced. Grown children. Owns his house. Still works because he wants to, not because he has to.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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She paused.<\/p>\n

Then she gave me a quick smile.<\/p>\n

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“I mean people who aren’t twenty anymore.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

I looked back at my book.<\/p>\n

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Her phone buzzed.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

She continued anyway.<\/p>\n

“Divorced. Grown children. Owns his house. Still works because he wants to, not because he has to.”<\/p>\n

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“He sounds accomplished.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Exactly.”<\/p>\n

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Something in my head clicked.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Her phone buzzed.<\/p>\n

She checked it and smiled.<\/p>\n

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“His name is Michael.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Something in my head clicked.<\/p>\n

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Michael is not an unusual name.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Not completely.<\/p>\n

Just enough to make me look up.<\/p>\n

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Michael is not an unusual name.<\/p>\n

Neither is being divorced.<\/p>\n

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The woman noticed me looking.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Neither is working as a consultant.<\/p>\n

So I said nothing.<\/p>\n

The woman noticed me looking.<\/p>\n

“What?”<\/p>\n

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She turned back toward the dryer and smoothed the front of her blouse.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Nothing.”<\/p>\n

She turned back toward the dryer and smoothed the front of her blouse.<\/p>\n

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“I just hope he’s as impressive in person as he is online.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Maybe.”<\/p>\n

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Her phone slipped from her hand and hit the plastic chair beside her.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

She didn’t appreciate my lack of enthusiasm.<\/p>\n

Then the front door opened.<\/p>\n

I barely looked up.<\/p>\n

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She did.<\/p>\n

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The woman’s eyes widened.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Her phone slipped from her hand and hit the plastic chair beside her.<\/p>\n

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“Oh my goodness.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

I looked toward the entrance.<\/p>\n

A man had just walked inside.<\/p>\n

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Then she looked at me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

The woman’s eyes widened.<\/p>\n

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“What is he doing here?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Then she looked at me.<\/p>\n

Once.<\/p>\n

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And the thing is, I recognized him too.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Twice.<\/p>\n

Her face went white.<\/p>\n

And the thing is, I recognized him too.<\/p>\n

Michael.<\/p>\n

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Now he was standing in the laundromat, looking around for the woman he’d come to meet.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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My fifty-year-old son.<\/p>\n

That morning, over pancakes, he’d told me he finally had a first date after years of refusing to even consider one. Her name was Vanessa. I’d tried not to make too much of it because I knew how badly his divorce had shaken him, but I’d been quietly thrilled for him all day.<\/p>\n

Now he was standing in the laundromat, looking around for the woman he’d come to meet.<\/p>\n

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“Wait, do you know him?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

And the woman beside me whispered, “That’s Michael.”<\/p>\n

I closed my book.<\/p>\n

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“Yes.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

She stared at me.<\/p>\n

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She stepped between me and him, opened her purse, and pulled out a hundred-dollar bill.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Wait, do you know him?”<\/p>\n

Before I could answer, Michael looked down at his phone.<\/p>\n

Vanessa moved quickly.<\/p>\n

She stepped between me and him, opened her purse, and pulled out a hundred-dollar bill.<\/p>\n

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I looked at the money she was desperately holding out to me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I’ll give you this if you don’t mention the dryer.”<\/p>\n

I looked at the money she was desperately holding out to me.<\/p>\n

Then at her.<\/p>\n

“No.”<\/p>\n

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“You removed my laundry.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Please.”<\/p>\n

“No.”<\/p>\n

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“It was a misunderstanding.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“You removed my laundry.”<\/p>\n

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“You told me my time didn’t matter because I’m old.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I was stressed.”<\/p>\n

“You told me my time didn’t matter because I’m old.”<\/p>\n

Her eyes darted toward Michael.<\/p>\n

“I didn’t mean it like that.”<\/p>\n

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Vanessa shoved the bill back into her purse.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“You said I probably had nothing waiting for me except daytime television.”<\/p>\n

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“Keep your voice down.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Michael started walking toward us.<\/p>\n

Vanessa shoved the bill back into her purse.<\/p>\n

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I had about two seconds to decide what I wanted to do.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Please. Just don’t ruin this.”<\/p>\n

I had about two seconds to decide what I wanted to do.<\/p>\n

I could have exposed her immediately.<\/p>\n

Part of me wanted to.<\/p>\n

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The word dropped, and Vanessa froze as realization set in.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Then Michael looked up.<\/p>\n

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“Mom?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

The word dropped, and Vanessa froze as realization set in.<\/p>\n

Michael stopped.<\/p>\n

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I lifted one of my damp shirts.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“What are you doing here?”<\/p>\n

I lifted one of my damp shirts.<\/p>\n

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“My dryer broke.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

He looked at the cart.<\/p>\n

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His eyes moved to Vanessa.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Your clothes are still wet.”<\/p>\n

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“They’ll survive.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

His eyes moved to Vanessa.<\/p>\n

Then back to me.<\/p>\n

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Her smile appeared so suddenly it was almost impressive.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Wait. You two met?”<\/p>\n

Vanessa recovered remarkably fast.<\/p>\n

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“Oh, barely.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Her smile appeared so suddenly it was almost impressive.<\/p>\n

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She bent down and picked up one of my towels.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“We were just sorting out a little misunderstanding.”<\/p>\n

She bent down and picked up one of my towels.<\/p>\n

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“Here, ma’am. Let me help you with these.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Ma’am.<\/p>\n

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Now she called me ma’am with a dollop of fake reverence piled on the word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Five minutes earlier, I was apparently an old woman with nowhere to be.<\/p>\n

Now she called me ma’am with a dollop of fake reverence piled on the word.<\/p>\n

I watched her fold my towel.<\/p>\n

Very badly.<\/p>\n

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Vanessa laughed too loudly.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Michael smiled.<\/p>\n

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“Well, this is weird.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Very,” I said.<\/p>\n

Vanessa laughed too loudly.<\/p>\n

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Michael looked at the dryer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Small world.”<\/p>\n

Michael looked at the dryer.<\/p>\n

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“Is that your dress?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Uhm…” She hesitated.<\/p>\n

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“I figured I’d catch you here before dinner.\u00a0<\/strong>My afternoon thing wrapped up early.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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“I thought we’d meet at the restaurant. I texted you that I was still at the laundromat, but I didn’t mean you should meet me here” she said.<\/p>\n

“I figured I’d catch you here before dinner.\u00a0<\/strong>My afternoon thing wrapped up early,” he replied. “When you said you were still here, I figured I’d come find you. We could grab coffee before dinner.”<\/p>\n

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“Mom, come with us.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I had a wardrobe emergency.”<\/p>\n

He checked the time.<\/p>\n

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“We’ve got plenty of time. Why don’t we grab coffee next door while it finishes?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Then he nodded toward me.<\/p>\n

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“Oh, I don’t want to interrupt your evening.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Mom, come with us.”<\/p>\n

Vanessa’s smile tightened.<\/p>\n

“Oh, I don’t want to interrupt your evening.”<\/p>\n

“You aren’t.”<\/p>\n

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Her expression told me that was the last answer she’d wanted.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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She looked at me.<\/p>\n

I looked back.<\/p>\n

“I’d love coffee,” I said.<\/p>\n

Her expression told me that was the last answer she’d wanted.<\/p>\n

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Vanessa asked about my garden.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

At the caf\u00e9, I barely recognized her.<\/p>\n

Vanessa asked about my garden.<\/p>\n

She asked whether I traveled.<\/p>\n

Then she told Michael she believed older family members were “such an important source of wisdom.”<\/p>\n

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“I hope I’m still as active and independent as you are when I reach your age.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

I nearly inhaled my coffee.<\/p>\n

Michael didn’t notice.<\/p>\n

“My mom stays busier than I do,” he said.<\/p>\n

Vanessa turned to me.<\/p>\n

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There it was again.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I hope I’m still as active and independent as you are when I reach your age.”<\/p>\n

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There it was again.<\/p>\n

My age.<\/p>\n

I smiled.<\/p>\n

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She smiled back at me with obvious chagrin.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“How kind.”<\/p>\n

She smiled back at me with obvious chagrin.<\/p>\n

Michael’s phone rang.<\/p>\n

He checked the screen.<\/p>\n

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The second he stepped outside, Vanessa leaned across the table.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Sorry. Work.”<\/p>\n

He stood.<\/p>\n

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“I need two minutes.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

The second he stepped outside, Vanessa leaned across the table.<\/p>\n

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“I shouldn’t have touched your clothes.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Look, I had a rough morning.”<\/p>\n

I said nothing.<\/p>\n

“I shouldn’t have touched your clothes.”<\/p>\n

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“No.”<\/p>\n

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“Not until Michael walked in. And that was barely an apology.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I apologized.”<\/p>\n

“Not until Michael walked in. And that was barely an apology.”<\/p>\n

Her lips tightened.<\/p>\n

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“I just don’t think one bad moment should define someone.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Maybe not.”<\/p>\n

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“If Michael had never walked into that laundromat, would you be apologizing right now?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Then can we please forget it?”<\/p>\n

I took a sip of coffee.<\/p>\n

“If Michael had never walked into that laundromat, would you be apologizing right now?”<\/p>\n

She opened her mouth.<\/p>\n

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Michael returned a minute later.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Nothing came out.<\/p>\n

That was my answer.<\/p>\n

Michael returned a minute later.<\/p>\n

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“Everything okay?”<\/p>\n

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“Actually, Michael, there’s something you should know.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Vanessa immediately smiled.<\/p>\n

“Perfect.”<\/p>\n

I put my cup down.<\/p>\n

“Actually, Michael, there’s something you should know.”<\/p>\n

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“I think you should explain it.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Her smile disappeared.<\/p>\n

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“Your mother and I already worked it out.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I think you should explain it,” I said.<\/p>\n

Michael looked between us.<\/p>\n

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“I accidentally used her dryer.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Explain what?”<\/p>\n

Vanessa sighed.<\/p>\n

“I accidentally used her dryer.”<\/p>\n

I shook my head.<\/p>\n

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“I had been gone thirty seconds.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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“You watched me load it, waited until I walked away, and removed my wet clothes.”<\/p>\n

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“I thought you were finished.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I had been gone thirty seconds.”<\/p>\n

Michael’s expression changed.<\/p>\n

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“Then you told me I had nowhere important to be because I’m seventy-five.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Vanessa looked embarrassed.<\/p>\n

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“Fine. I was impatient.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Then you told me I had nowhere important to be because I’m seventy-five.”<\/p>\n

Michael’s face hardened.<\/p>\n

Vanessa looked at him.<\/p>\n

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“You asked where someone my age could possibly be rushing off to.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“That’s not exactly what I said.”<\/p>\n

“You asked where someone my age could possibly be rushing off to. Then you said I probably had nothing waiting for me except daytime television.”<\/p>\n

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“Michael, she’s making this sound much worse than it was.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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I nodded.<\/p>\n

“So tell him about the hundred dollars.”<\/p>\n

Michael looked at her.<\/p>\n

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She went red.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“What hundred dollars?”<\/p>\n

She went red.<\/p>\n

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“I jokingly offered your mother money because I panicked.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“You told me you’d give me a hundred dollars if I didn’t mention the dryer.”<\/p>\n

“It wasn’t serious.”<\/p>\n

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“I had a bad day.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“You took the bill out of your purse.”<\/p>\n

Michael leaned back.<\/p>\n

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He looked at Vanessa for a long moment before speaking.<\/p>\n

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“Why did you treat her like that before you knew she was my mother?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Vanessa stared at him.<\/p>\n

“I had a bad day.”<\/p>\n

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He looked tired more than angry.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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Michael nodded slowly.<\/p>\n

“You were perfectly pleasant to me on the phone.”<\/p>\n

She said nothing.<\/p>\n

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“And you became perfectly pleasant to\u00a0Mom<\/a>\u00a0as soon as you realized who she was.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Michael, come on.”<\/p>\n

He looked tired more than angry.<\/p>\n

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“You’re canceling over a dryer?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I don’t think we should have dinner tonight.”<\/p>\n

Her face fell.<\/p>\n

“You’re canceling over a dryer?”<\/p>\n

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“No.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

His voice stayed calm.<\/p>\n

“I’m canceling because of how you treated someone when you thought her opinion didn’t matter.”<\/p>\n

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“That’s incredibly judgmental.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Vanessa grabbed her purse.<\/p>\n

“That’s incredibly judgmental.”<\/p>\n

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“Maybe. That’s also ironic of you to say.”<\/p>\n

She stood.<\/p>\n

“You don’t even know me.”<\/p>\n

Michael looked at her.<\/p>\n

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I didn’t feel triumphant. Mostly, I felt sorry for Michael.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“That’s what tonight was supposed to be for.”<\/p>\n

She left without saying goodbye.<\/p>\n

I didn’t feel triumphant. Mostly, I felt sorry for Michael.<\/p>\n

He stared at his untouched coffee.<\/p>\n

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“I’m an idiot.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“No.”<\/p>\n

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“I told myself I was finally ready.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“I was actually excited about this.”<\/p>\n

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“Yes, that’s usually why people ask other people on dates.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

He gave me a tired smile.<\/p>\n

“I told myself I was finally ready.”<\/p>\n

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“You were ready.”<\/p>\n

“Great result.”<\/p>\n

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“Your clothes are probably still wet.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

I reached across the table.<\/p>\n

“Wanting to meet someone kind isn’t foolish, Michael. You won’t win on your first try.”<\/p>\n

He nodded.<\/p>\n

Then he looked toward the laundromat.<\/p>\n

“Your clothes are probably still wet.”<\/p>\n

“They absolutely are.”<\/p>\n

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The college girl had rescued my blouse from the edge and folded it neatly on top.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

We went back together.<\/p>\n

My clothes were still sitting in the cart where Vanessa had dumped them, though the college girl had rescued my blouse from the edge and folded it neatly on top.<\/p>\n

“Thank you,” I told her.<\/p>\n

She smiled.<\/p>\n

“No problem.”<\/p>\n

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“I’m taking you to dinner.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

Michael loaded my clothes into the dryer while I fed quarters into the machine.<\/p>\n

“How long?”<\/p>\n

I checked the display.<\/p>\n

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“Twenty-eight minutes.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

He sighed.<\/p>\n

“Fine.”<\/p>\n

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“Exactly. I already booked out the evening.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“What?”<\/p>\n

“I’m taking you to dinner.”<\/p>\n

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“You just had a date canceled.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“Exactly. I already booked out the evening.”<\/p>\n

I laughed.<\/p>\n

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“Next time your dryer breaks, call me.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

As the dryer started turning, Michael picked up my basket.<\/p>\n

“Next time your dryer breaks, call me.”<\/p>\n

“Why?”<\/p>\n

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At least he could muster a real laugh at that.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

“So you don’t meet my date before I do.”<\/p>\n

I looked at him.<\/p>\n

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“Find nicer dates, and I’ll consider it.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

At least he could muster a real laugh at that.<\/p>\n

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