{"id":174,"date":"2026-06-20T14:00:28","date_gmt":"2026-06-20T14:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/?p=174"},"modified":"2026-06-20T14:00:28","modified_gmt":"2026-06-20T14:00:28","slug":"kid-thinks-his-dad-is-an-astronaut-%f0%9f%98%ad%f0%9f%92%80-his-reason-shocked-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"Kid Thinks His Dad Is an Astronaut \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc80 His Reason Shocked Everyone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-176\" src=\"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Capture-17-262x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"262\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Capture-17-262x300.png 262w, https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Capture-17.png 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 262px) 100vw, 262px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>During a talk show interview, the host asked a little boy: \u201cSo, what does your dad do for work?\u201d The toddler thought for a moment and said: \u201cI think he\u2019s an astronaut.\u201d The host smiled and asked why. The boy leaned in and whispered: \u201cBecause I heard him say there would only be seven planets left after he destroyed Uranus.\u201d The host completely lost it and the audience erupted in laughter \ud83d\ude02 Kids really hear EVERYTHING at home.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Kid Thinks His Dad Is an Astronaut \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc80 His Reason Shocked Everyone\" width=\"422\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/M3Ui4-I_YmY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During a talk show interview, the host asked a little boy: \u201cSo, what does your dad do for work?\u201d The toddler thought for a moment and said: \u201cI think he\u2019s&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":177,"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metropolitantimeshock.pics\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}